"Any movie with monkeys, Gollum, or Klingons - that's gonna be a good movie."
- Troy

"<Anonymous County> is a thick booger I can't flick off."
- Troy

"It's always more fun to make fun of somebody when they're doing something nice for you."
- Troy

"I can't wait to be pulled into a dark room."
- Troy

"I was going through Mom's money..."
- Troy

"W-T-Freak is going on?"
- Troy

"Did you tingley?"
- Troy

"That tells us one thing: We need to get out of this business and into the wheelbarrow business."
- Troy

"Look! This has Justin Earl's nickname on it: Chunky White."
- Troy

"Scott, do you have any scabs?"
- Troy