"I'll find somebody to watch it with me, and sleep with me."
- Tiffany

"I come to work to forget my feelings and to hurt other people's feelings. That's how I get through my day. It's been working for me."
- Troy

"I'm going to tie you down with chains to your chair."
- Tiffany

"If you look at someone's elbow, you never miss."
- Tiffany

"He listed off all of the guy Christmas movies -- you know, the ones where people are dying but it's snowing, so it's a Christmas movie."
- Tiffany

"He listed off all of the guy Christmas movies -- you know, the ones where people are dying but it's snowing, so it's a Christmas movie."
- Tiffany

"You know, I really shouldn't talk bad about those idiots."
- Matt H.

"I've never kissed a horse on the lips."
- Tiffany

"Surprisingly, he came off as a smart person, despite his bad hair."
- Peter