"I don't like to wear clothes."

- Heather

Sleep is like a cup of water; you need 8oz. of sleep.

[As a car almost rammed into him] "I had just enough time to go through the 60s and 70s..."

- Troy

"I have this rule that I have to be able to beat up the women I date."

- Matt R.

"Apple is the grease on the pole to hell."

- Brett P.

Matt H.: "If you enjoy movies with naked she-males, then see it."

Corey: "What's the movie?"

"Now you guys don't think I'm as dumb as you did."
- Troy

"My strawberries are in the fridge. I can't wait until they are ready to hatch."
- Heather

"I really think my throat muscles are growing."
- Heather

"I have 3 more tests to stamp."
- Heather