"I might have accidentally butt-video-called you last night, Lukas."
- Troy

(After Bret explained meeting his wife through a mutual interest in astronomy)
Jonathan: "How long has it been since you 'showed her the stars'?"
Bret: "It's been quite awhile."

(Later, Bret, trying to explain himself)
Bret: "I was referring to my telescope!"
Lukas: "Is that what you call it?"

"Religion and personal life are two different things, but they can interlap."
- Heather

Lukas: "Heather, my wife was asking why you weren't at the party. I said, 'I'll give you one guess as to where she is.' She said, 'Something with dogs.'"
Troy: "Bingo! Or should I say, B, I, N-G-O!"

Tyler D.: (Speaking of a Troy neck hair) "Is that one attached? Yeah, it's attached. I won't pull it."
Troy: "Are you talking about my hair? My manliness? Whoa, that is a long one. I could fish with that one."