"I don't like having two ears."
- Ben

Zach: "Let's make one of those birthday spanking tunnels."

Ben: "I think that was just your family."

Ben: "I'm never getting married. I'm having too much fun. I'm building robots!"
Bret: "Who needs a wife when you have robots?"
Ben: "Not those kinds of robots. . . ."

Tiffany: "I'm a girl, I wear dresses sometimes."

Nate: "Most girls just complain about wearing dresses."

Ben: "All I know is that when I'm with a girl wearing a dress, she always wants to take it off."