Lukas: "What do you think 'geep' means? Hint: it's like a liger."
Zach: "A geese and a sheep?"

Matt B.: "I had two cuties and an Asian pear."
Lukas: "Sounds like you and your wife have an open relationship."
Matt B.: "What, are you jealous?"
Zach: "I'm not a huge fan of pear-shaped women."

Troy: "Hey, I'm heading over to Kneaders. Knead anything?"
Lukas; "I'm good, thanks. Tell the ladies I said Hi."
Troy: "Yeah, I would have gone earlier, but it was estrogen hour."
Lukas: "Well, try not to catch too much, you know, ..."
Troy: "Estrogen? Yeah, I wouldn't want to come back with a limp wrist."

(After Bret explained meeting his wife through a mutual interest in astronomy)
Jonathan: "How long has it been since you 'showed her the stars'?"
Bret: "It's been quite awhile."

(Later, Bret, trying to explain himself)
Bret: "I was referring to my telescope!"
Lukas: "Is that what you call it?"

Eric N.: "Siri, remember to beat Lukas."
Siri: "OK, here's your reminder: 'Be Lucas'. Would you like me to create it?"
Lukas: "You can try, Eric. You can try."

Bret: "Lukas is going to streak across the company wearing one of the Degüello flags."

Lukas: "I'll need more than one."

Jonathan: "Let's be honest, one will be just fine."

Heather: "I know that Abraham Franklin invented the light bulb."

Lukas: "Anything else you know about him? Anything to do with the constitution?"

Heather: "No that was Hancock."

Lukas: "I know somebody who looks exactly like your boyfriend."
Matt R.: "Well who's the doppelganger?"
Lukas: "I think Tiffany's boyfriend, because I met him second."
Justin H.: "The doppelganger is usually the evil one."
Tiffany: "It's not always the easy - I mean evil one..."
Justin H.: "Now we know why you were up so late last night."

I've beef in my teeth and it's causing me grief.
I'll stop eating meat and I'll turn a new leaf.
I'll change and be vegan and they'll call me chief
Cuz eating that meat is against my belief.
My teeth will be spotless. Oh what a relief.
My penance is long but my poem is brief.

Lukas: "Do you know the real meaning of TGIF?"
Heather: "Good thing it's Friday."

Lukas: "You getting the Nexus 7?"

Jonathan: "Uh . . . No. Is that from Apple?"

Lukas: "Peter, hang up."
Peter: "No, you hang up."
Corey: "That's quite a bro-mance you guys have going on there."

"We can't all have Troy Hott."
- Lukas

"Don't get your horses too excited..." (Mixture of "Don't get your hopes up", "Don't get too excited", and "Hold your horses".)
- Lukas

"It's been awhile since you've gone..."
- Lukas