"Aw, workplace violence. Nothing like it."
- Derek

Dallin: "Luckily, that Hudson score has never been something that I really cared about."
Matt: "Well that's really embarrassing; that's like not really caring about wearing pants."

"It's good for camaraderie and brotherhood, but... screw you guys."
- Matt H.

Troy: "Are we talking about Satan's anus again?"
Tiffany: "I haven't been there in a really long time."