Bret: "Lukas is going to streak across the company wearing one of the Degüello flags."

Lukas: "I'll need more than one."

Jonathan: "Let's be honest, one will be just fine."

"I don't put an 'N' in 'definitely'."
- Heather

"We know we're the eye candy of the office."
- Troy

"That's the last time his a** will kiss these lips."
- Tiffany