Heather: "I know that Abraham Franklin invented the light bulb."

Lukas: "Anything else you know about him? Anything to do with the constitution?"

Heather: "No that was Hancock."

"You can blow the wind." (Trying to say, "You can shoot the breeze.")
- Tiffany

"I won't change other children's diapers. I'll change my own, but not someone else's."
- Corey

"People breed them like they're candy."
- Heather