"I love auto-magic."
- Heather

"I wish your wife was my wife and she could make lunch for me every day."
- Heather

"Yeah, Christmas is coming up. I've been pretty good this year. At least, according to me."
- Derek

Justin H: "I'm thinking about getting a Kindle Fire."
Justin E: "With the money that you save, you could get an 'L' tattooed to your forehead."

"If you consider me a girl..."
- Heather

"I don't ever wear anything prerogative."
- Heather