"Only certain people could touch it if their blood print matched."

- Tiffany

"So we're doing this on Spudnik?" (Laughter) "OK, who here doesn't know I have a problem with pronounciation?"
- Tiffany

"That's the last time his a** will kiss these lips."
- Tiffany

"You can blow the wind." (Trying to say, "You can shoot the breeze.")
- Tiffany

Tiffany: "I hope by Monday I still have my G."
Eric N.: "Your G?"
Tiffany: "Yeah, my job."

Lukas: "I know somebody who looks exactly like your boyfriend."
Matt R.: "Well who's the doppelganger?"
Lukas: "I think Tiffany's boyfriend, because I met him second."
Justin H.: "The doppelganger is usually the evil one."
Tiffany: "It's not always the easy - I mean evil one..."
Justin H.: "Now we know why you were up so late last night."

"Just so you know, I've played more games of modern wherefore..."
- Tiffany

Tiffany: "I'm a girl, I wear dresses sometimes."

Nate: "Most girls just complain about wearing dresses."

Ben: "All I know is that when I'm with a girl wearing a dress, she always wants to take it off."

"Let's just go for a walk outside and throw flowers at each other."
- Tiffany

Tiffany: "I know you guys think I'm a girl and that I'm stupid."

Justin H.: "She's really neither of those things."

... then later ...

Heather: "I know I'm a girl. I'm pretty confident, as I've explored that myself."

"I wasn't the only one who took my pants off.... Everyone else did too!"
- Tiffany

"This is great. The sun is beating down on me, and I'm working on my neck tan."
- Tiffany

"Sometimes plans don't go as planned."
- Tiffany

"I just keep stepping in my mouth."

- Tiffany

"I was an accident!"

- Tiffany

"One time I woke up and I was wearing ten pairs of underwair over my pajamas."
- Tiffany

"I'm not going to flip you off even though I want to."
- Tiffany

"It's rated like P."
- Tiffany

"I literally did not mean to do that on purpose."
- Tiffany

Troy: "Are we talking about Satan's anus again?"
Tiffany: "I haven't been there in a really long time."