Careful, it's slick out there

"Yeah, Christmas is coming up. I've been pretty good this year. At least, according to me."
- Derek

"There's a give and take. I'll take the give."
- Derek

(Girl in the background playing darts) "NO! Take that off!!"
Matt: "Whoooa, ok. I'm going home. I'm not into strip darts."
Derek: "I'll be honest. I probably would be."
Matt: "You get one mad person and you're too close to a disaster."

"Cream cheese keeps your insides lubricated."
- Derek

"Aw, workplace violence. Nothing like it."
- Derek

"I prefer to cyber-stalk, but that's just me."
- Derek

"Well, I went from 3 Mountain Dews yesterday..."
- Derek

"You can have it back when you can prove that you've matured."
- Derek