Lukas: "I know somebody who looks exactly like your boyfriend."
Matt R.: "Well who's the doppelganger?"
Lukas: "I think Tiffany's boyfriend, because I met him second."
Justin H.: "The doppelganger is usually the evil one."
Tiffany: "It's not always the easy - I mean evil one..."
Justin H.: "Now we know why you were up so late last night."

Heather: "The reason I don't believe in babies..."
Matt R.: "Babies are real. I've seen several of them."

"I have this rule that I have to be able to beat up the women I date."

- Matt R.