Lukas: "I know somebody who looks exactly like your boyfriend."
Matt R.: "Well who's the doppelganger?"
Lukas: "I think Tiffany's boyfriend, because I met him second."
Justin H.: "The doppelganger is usually the evil one."
Tiffany: "It's not always the easy - I mean evil one..."
Justin H.: "Now we know why you were up so late last night."

Justin H.: "What did he did?"

Talking about a color personality test.

Heather: "...so, I was red for dominant, and blue for caring..."

Justin H: "So really you should have been green."

Zach: "Yeah, you should have been green."

Heather: "O.o."

While looking over some code...
Heather: "Logically, that shouldn't work. I took Logic 101 - this shouldn't be working."
Justin: "Well, you took girls' logic, so...."

Justin H: "When you need to send over the nude stuff, use indexing_count."
Troy: "Man, that sounds good."

Bret's T-Shirt: "I'm a PC"
Justin H: "A Porn Consumer?"

"I've been in diapers for. . . let's see, 8 years."
- Justin H.

Justin H: "I'm thinking about getting a Kindle Fire."
Justin E: "With the money that you save, you could get an 'L' tattooed to your forehead."

Tiffany: "I know you guys think I'm a girl and that I'm stupid."

Justin H.: "She's really neither of those things."

... then later ...

Heather: "I know I'm a girl. I'm pretty confident, as I've explored that myself."

"Humans are like slinkies. Everybody laughs when they go down the stairs."
- Justin H.

"I still have all this meat to eat."
- Justin H.

"I always enjoy Bruno's visits."
- Justin H.

Justin H.: "You want to learn some three-letter words? Play Boggle."
Eric N.: "I know my four-letter words. I say them all the time when I play this game."