"Float to the bottom."
- Tiffany

"My foot is going to spread to my heart."
- Tiffany

"I will pull each of you into a dark room."
- Tiffany

"I had pet slugs for awhile. I killed them all."
- Tiffany

"I think that the person who is winning at Scramble (sic)... I mean Wordferd (sic)... I mean Wordfeud... should do it."
- Tiffany

"I don't want cats. I want a husband."
- Tiffany

"Doesn't Eric Clapton sign Stairway to Heaven?"
- Tiffany

"If everybody just pitches in one dollar, the could just buy me a boyfriend."
- Tiffany

"I'm lower than you think I am."
- Tiffany

"Is your brother single?"
- Tiffany