"I keep on snorting fluffies."
- Zach

Chris: "Do you know what browser you're using?"
Customer: "I'm not sure. I think MSN."

Zach: "Let's make one of those birthday spanking tunnels."

Ben: "I think that was just your family."

"So we're doing this on Spudnik?" (Laughter) "OK, who here doesn't know I have a problem with pronounciation?"
- Tiffany

Eric N.: "Siri, remember to beat Lukas."
Siri: "OK, here's your reminder: 'Be Lucas'. Would you like me to create it?"
Lukas: "You can try, Eric. You can try."

"I got a cat because I wanted a second dog."
- Heather

Bret: "Lukas is going to streak across the company wearing one of the Degüello flags."

Lukas: "I'll need more than one."

Jonathan: "Let's be honest, one will be just fine."