Eric N.: "Siri, remember to beat Lukas."
Siri: "OK, here's your reminder: 'Be Lucas'. Would you like me to create it?"
Lukas: "You can try, Eric. You can try."

"I got a cat because I wanted a second dog."
- Heather

Bret: "Lukas is going to streak across the company wearing one of the Degüello flags."

Lukas: "I'll need more than one."

Jonathan: "Let's be honest, one will be just fine."

"I don't put an 'N' in 'definitely'."
- Heather

"We know we're the eye candy of the office."
- Troy

"That's the last time his a** will kiss these lips."
- Tiffany

Heather: "I know that Abraham Franklin invented the light bulb."

Lukas: "Anything else you know about him? Anything to do with the constitution?"

Heather: "No that was Hancock."