"It makes sense once you understand it."

- Tyler P.

Bret (speaking about a bug): "Jonathan can't reproduce."
Jonathan: "Five kids, one on the way."

Zach: "So Corey, did you order some blue BuckyBalls?"
Corey: "Yeah, I did."
Jonathan: "Corey, you're gonna have blue balls?"
Troy: "Come on, Jonathan! HR Violation!"
Jonathan: "What!? It was just hanging there."

Justin H.: "What did he did?"

Zach: "Uh-oh. I brought up politics. You aren't supposed to talk about that."
Heather: "I love talking about things you aren't supposed to talk about at work."

Ben: "I'm never getting married. I'm having too much fun. I'm building robots!"
Bret: "Who needs a wife when you have robots?"
Ben: "Not those kinds of robots. . . ."

Corey: "I'd like to see a little more about Jasmine." (Speaking of the JavaScript testing framework)
Bret: "Why? Do you like scantily-clad Arabian women?"