Heather: "When people are about to die, they smell lemons."
Troy: "Because they probably pee their pants."
Heather: "Umm, I don't what your pee smells like, but most people's pee does not smell like lemons."

Heather: "Troy, your door doesn't shut."
Troy: "Are you referring to my mouth?"

While looking over some code...
Heather: "Logically, that shouldn't work. I took Logic 101 - this shouldn't be working."
Justin: "Well, you took girls' logic, so...."

In the middle of a development meeting.
Jaron: "I think it's probably good to take a fresh dump."

Heather: "I fat fingered it. The '10' key is right next to the '9' key."

Troy: "Did you know that Scuba is an acronym?"
Heather: "For snorkeling?"