"Fortunately, I never post, I just use [Facebook] to cyber-stalk people."

- Corey

"One time I woke up and I was wearing ten pairs of underwair over my pajamas."
- Tiffany

"I lost my versionity!"
- Brett P.

"There's a give and take. I'll take the give."
- Derek

"He was very ... pursuing-y..."
- Briana

"The first rule of plumbing is that crap rolls downhill. The second rule is that payday is on Friday."
- Corey

"So 3rd Farty is, uh..."
- Heather