"Aw, workplace violence. Nothing like it."
- Derek

Dallin: "Luckily, that Hudson score has never been something that I really cared about."
Matt: "Well that's really embarrassing; that's like not really caring about wearing pants."

"It's good for camaraderie and brotherhood, but... screw you guys."
- Matt H.

Troy: "Are we talking about Satan's anus again?"
Tiffany: "I haven't been there in a really long time."

"I know it sounds bad, but whenever I wear these gloves, I feel like I'm going to commit a crime."
- Peter

Matt: "I asked my wife for an ice fishing tent for Christmas."
Derek: "You do a lot of ice fishing?"
Matt: "No, I just want my own quiet spot in the backyard."

"Don't count your chickens before they hatch. More like don't hatch your chickens before you count the number of stalls."
- Troy