"There are many things you do each day, like putting on your glasses, stapling, etc. and there is a cool and an uncool way to do each of those things."
- Troy

"Got any brewskies in here? What is this? Root beer!? Come on!"
- Troy

"Yes, you can use me shamelessly."
- Tiffany

"I figured it was time to get a haircut when Tyler was calling me a leprechaun."
- Mike

"Overweight = self reliance. It's my 72-hour kit."
- Scott

Lukas: "Scott, do you play the accordion?"
Scott: "I can barely play the radio!"

"Physically, I feel my age. Mentally, I feel about 21. But my maturity level is about 12."
- Scott

"You don't want to give up your baby, even if it should be shot in the head."
- Don

"I always enjoy Bruno's visits."
- Justin H.

Justin H.: "You want to learn some three-letter words? Play Boggle."
Eric N.: "I know my four-letter words. I say them all the time when I play this game."