"Maybe I'm a teenage girl at heart."
- Dave S.

Mark L.: "Looks like Matthew is still looking for the match for his screw, so if anyone has a nut out there...."

Troy: "Oh, we've got one...."

"Melissa is the chief sausage maker."

- Mark L.

"I need that 911 hot number."

- Vicki

"I'm the type of person that is versatile and can do many things, and I have become particularly good at all of them."

- Brent

"I don't like having two ears."
- Ben

"I'm not looking for an estimate, I'm looking for a time frame."
- Dave S.