Lukas: "Heather, my wife was asking why you weren't at the party. I said, 'I'll give you one guess as to where she is.' She said, 'Something with dogs.'"
Troy: "Bingo! Or should I say, B, I, N-G-O!"

Tyler D.: (Speaking of a Troy neck hair) "Is that one attached? Yeah, it's attached. I won't pull it."
Troy: "Are you talking about my hair? My manliness? Whoa, that is a long one. I could fish with that one."

"That donut is burning a hole in my pocket."
- Aaron

"We don't follow Agile per Batim."
- Heather

"I keep on snorting fluffies."
- Zach

Chris: "Do you know what browser you're using?"
Customer: "I'm not sure. I think MSN."

Zach: "Let's make one of those birthday spanking tunnels."

Ben: "I think that was just your family."