Heather: "Corey, you didn't go to The Hobbit?"

Corey: "No. I'm scared of short people. That's why you put the fear in me."

I've beef in my teeth and it's causing me grief.
I'll stop eating meat and I'll turn a new leaf.
I'll change and be vegan and they'll call me chief
Cuz eating that meat is against my belief.
My teeth will be spotless. Oh what a relief.
My penance is long but my poem is brief.

"There's pumpkins on my keyboard."
- Heather

"I want a mini skirt, not one that goes down to the ankle."
- Corey

Lukas: "Do you know the real meaning of TGIF?"
Heather: "Good thing it's Friday."

"Little Caesar's? I haven't had that since Friday."
- Adam

"There's been more than a few days that I've looked longingly under my desk and thought, 'That looks comfortable.'"
- Corey