"Little Caesar's? I haven't had that since Friday."
- Adam

"There's been more than a few days that I've looked longingly under my desk and thought, 'That looks comfortable.'"
- Corey

"It makes sense once you understand it."

- Tyler P.

Bret (speaking about a bug): "Jonathan can't reproduce."
Jonathan: "Five kids, one on the way."

Zach: "So Corey, did you order some blue BuckyBalls?"
Corey: "Yeah, I did."
Jonathan: "Corey, you're gonna have blue balls?"
Troy: "Come on, Jonathan! HR Violation!"
Jonathan: "What!? It was just hanging there."

Justin H.: "What did he did?"

Zach: "Uh-oh. I brought up politics. You aren't supposed to talk about that."
Heather: "I love talking about things you aren't supposed to talk about at work."