Ben: "I'm never getting married. I'm having too much fun. I'm building robots!"
Bret: "Who needs a wife when you have robots?"
Ben: "Not those kinds of robots. . . ."

Corey: "I'd like to see a little more about Jasmine." (Speaking of the JavaScript testing framework)
Bret: "Why? Do you like scantily-clad Arabian women?"

"Is it ok for a grandpa to have a fauxhawk?"
- Jonathan

(talking to Tiberius...)
Heather: "I'm trying to help you shed your head..."

Heather: "The last six SimpliQuotes have been me."
Corey: "You say as many words as you do in a day you're bound to string together something interesting."

"It makes sense if you don't think about it."
- Heather

"It is impertinent that Zach knows this."
- Heather