"Didn't you hear about my drug story as a child?"
- Heather

"Let's just go for a walk outside and throw flowers at each other."
- Tiffany

"Why am I this transgendered girl?"
- Heather

Heather: "The reason I don't believe in babies..."
Matt R.: "Babies are real. I've seen several of them."

Heather: "You can have your Troy back now, chair."

Heather: "When people are about to die, they smell lemons."
Troy: "Because they probably pee their pants."
Heather: "Umm, I don't what your pee smells like, but most people's pee does not smell like lemons."