Heather: "The reason I don't believe in babies..."
Matt R.: "Babies are real. I've seen several of them."

Heather: "You can have your Troy back now, chair."

Heather: "When people are about to die, they smell lemons."
Troy: "Because they probably pee their pants."
Heather: "Umm, I don't what your pee smells like, but most people's pee does not smell like lemons."

Heather: "Troy, your door doesn't shut."
Troy: "Are you referring to my mouth?"

While looking over some code...
Heather: "Logically, that shouldn't work. I took Logic 101 - this shouldn't be working."
Justin: "Well, you took girls' logic, so...."