While looking over some code...
Heather: "Logically, that shouldn't work. I took Logic 101 - this shouldn't be working."
Justin: "Well, you took girls' logic, so...."

In the middle of a development meeting.
Jaron: "I think it's probably good to take a fresh dump."

Heather: "I fat fingered it. The '10' key is right next to the '9' key."

Troy: "Did you know that Scuba is an acronym?"
Heather: "For snorkeling?"

Troy: "I'm not gonna go... What's the word... Fetching balls."
Justin E.: "I think the word is 'shagging'."

Justin H: "When you need to send over the nude stuff, use indexing_count."
Troy: "Man, that sounds good."