Tiffany: "I know you guys think I'm a girl and that I'm stupid."

Justin H.: "She's really neither of those things."

... then later ...

Heather: "I know I'm a girl. I'm pretty confident, as I've explored that myself."

"I wasn't the only one who took my pants off.... Everyone else did too!"
- Tiffany

"This is great. The sun is beating down on me, and I'm working on my neck tan."
- Tiffany

"Everybody who has been harassed by me in the last fifteen minutes... just put it on my tab."
- Troy

"We can't all have Troy Hott."
- Lukas

"That's a whole 'nother ballpark of peanuts."
- Heather