"There was one time in college when I wasn't completely drunk."

- Heather

"I put more thought and planning into this race than I did my own wedding."

- Peter

"Fortunately, I never post, I just use [Facebook] to cyber-stalk people."

- Corey

"One time I woke up and I was wearing ten pairs of underwair over my pajamas."
- Tiffany

"I lost my versionity!"
- Brett P.

"There's a give and take. I'll take the give."
- Derek

"He was very ... pursuing-y..."
- Briana