"The first rule of plumbing is that crap rolls downhill. The second rule is that payday is on Friday."
- Corey

"So 3rd Farty is, uh..."
- Heather

"I'm not going to flip you off even though I want to."
- Tiffany

"We have the go ahead to ... go ahead."
- Brett P.

"It's rated like P."
- Tiffany

"Humans are like slinkies. Everybody laughs when they go down the stairs."
- Justin H.

"I'd kiss [my wife], but if that's contagious, I don't want it. I mean, I don't know where the baby would come out!"
- Matt H.