"Don't count your chickens before they hatch. More like don't hatch your chickens before you count the number of stalls."
- Troy

"I'm kinda proud of the fact that I hate my car."
- Matt H.

"I prefer to cyber-stalk, but that's just me."
- Derek

"I still have all this meat to eat."
- Justin H.

"I got drunk off her breath."
- Troy

"Hand farts are the best. They don't smell!"
- Troy

"In that case, I'd be married to girls."
- Tiffany